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Part 1

A Case for the Bishop

A Question of Miracles

To Catch a Spy

The Feathered Spies

Last Train to Bufflers Halt

Hole in One

 

A Case for the Bishop

No upgrade from Economy for Matthew 

Agents from the Dreisberger Embassy steal a Top Secret British micro-computer and attempt to fly it out of the country concealed in a diplomatic bag. Matthew is put to work to force the plane back to a small airfield where Father Unwin is on hand with the Minimiser to make the Dreisberger Ambassador an offer he can't refuse. On the way to the airfield, the padre gets a police escort after making the officers an offer they can't understand.

Stanspotting: 7 - as well as the Gabriel driving scenes, there are also a good few long shots of him walking around Heathrow and dressed in workman overalls.

Unwinese-a-nometer: 9 - a superb exchange between Stanley and a bewildered copper (just listen to his reactions - audio clip). Unfortunately, this was the very moment that Lew Grade decided to cancel the series. top

 

A Question of Miracles

Mrs Appleby's Balti Chicken Jalfrezi certainly hit the spot 

Two British-engineered desalination plants blow up mysteriously after just 250 hours online. Is it bad workmanship or sabotage? A multi-million pound contract is at stake so Father Unwin and Matthew are dispatched to a third plant to find out. On the way, they're helped out by BISHOP agent Blake, a thinly disguised (and bespectacled) reappearance by the original Captain Scarlet puppet. Bizarrely, he comes back to life in this one as well.

Stanspotting: 4 - not really much evident, other than the usual driving shots.

Unwinese-a-nometer: 7 - a brief interchange about Gabriel's gearbox with a keen car nut (sporting a highly improbable moustache), then a bemusing riff on the Last Rites. top

 

To Catch a Spy

Sir Humphrey was quickly tiring of Grey's 'find the envelope' game 

Masterspy and all-round traitor George Grey is sprung from a maximum security prison by a team financed by bad egg and big house owner Sir Humphrey Burton. The BISHOP boys are contracted to get their man back before he's traded off to the enemy. Meanwhile, Mrs Appleby is forced to get up and make an early breakfast while still being completely bewildered by Stanley's out-loud gnomic introspections.

Stanspotting: 6 - some good shots walking to and away from Sir Humphrey's country pile.

Unwinese-a-nometer: 5 - a few bits during a meeting with Sir Humph interspersed to cover for his asides to Matthew. top

 

The Feathered Spies

Stansted's new hi-tech terminal drew gasps from an admiring crowd

International villain De Groot is blackmailing Masden, a bird-keeping businessman, into taking photos of a Top Secret plane, the XK4. But how exactly is Masden doing it? De Groot then hatches a plan to destroy the plane so Stanley and Matthew spring into action to save the day. Now, how are Masden's pigeons, some miniature cameras and a chunk of explosive connected? Hmmm....

Stanspotting: 3 - just a quick shot of Stan knocking on Masden's door..

Unwinese-a-nometer: 5 - a lecture on the perils of speeding to a confused Masden. top

 

Last Train to Bufflers Halt

The padre made a point of never buying duvets from strangers 

After failing to knock off  a security van carrying a million pounds in used notes, thieves turn their attention to the next stage of the cargo's journey - by train down to London. Fearing the worst, BISHOP wangles a ride for our intrepid lads who are unwittingly diverted to Buffler's Halt. Features another appearance by that Captain Scarlet bloke.

Stanspotting: 0 - invisibly in the absentlode.

Unwinese-a-nometer: 4 - some choice admonishment after Matthew tries to turn a poker game to the Reverend's favour. top

 

Hole in One

More tees, Vicar? 

The G9 satellite - a crucial part of the western early warning system - has wandered off-course but its orbit can only be corrected by radio contact within a critical four minute window. But who's jamming the signal and how did they know the exact time and frequency? The answer seems to lie somewhere between the fifteenth hole and an apparently disused clubhouse.

Stanspotting: 6 - a couple of sequences with Stanley all tweed'n plus foury in the leggit.

Unwinese-a-nometer: 5 - a few golfing tips which appear to make as much sense as they do in English. top